Why I'd rather be using an impact printer...

The Dirty Little Secret of Inkjet Printers - video powered by Metacafe

This video from Atomic Shrimp showcases the reason I would rather be using an impact or laser printer than an inkjet. Also, I almost never print in color, but with at least two of the inkjet printers I've owned refused to print in black ink only without fiddling with setting -- this even when printing black text.